This Dude Substitutes Susannas Horse

Get down on the floor, today youre my pony! And better do it with some passion, not this lazy! Come on, today youll have to bear slew - my horse isnt as weak as you are, come on, go faster! This really isnt any fun with you, youre moving like a donkey, not like a horse! Maybe I should take you to the slaughterhouse instead?! I really never had such a slow horse like you, thats truly unbelievable!